‘Very stabby’ home for sale in Arizona is not for the ‘clumsy,’ Zillow Gone Wild says
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Sure, most people are vividly aware of castles: those regal, high structures that shelter royalty and usually have a moat or two in order to keep the bad guys at bay.
Well, you don’t have to venture into a fairy tale to feast your eyes on this particular castle-like home.
Just head over to the desert.
A residence on the real estate market in Phoenix, Arizona, for $399,900 is just as noble as any other castle — just a tad smaller.
“Welcome to your CASTLE in the desert,” the listing on Zillow.com says. “Experience the best of city living in this charming 1 bedroom loft located in the heart of Phoenix. This immaculate unit is perfect for first-time buyers or anyone looking to downsize in style. With the natural stone, wood, and metal combine to offer you a home unlike anything you’ve seen or experienced.”
The 1,050-square-foot home looks like it’s something straight out of “Game of Thrones” with all its marble, gray and black tones, throne-like seating, stained glass windows and so much more.
Other features include:
Walk-in spa shower
Chef’s kitchen
Tiled patio
The desert gem was featured on Zillow Gone Wild, a Facebook page and Twitter account that finds special homes for sale around the country. P people were impressed.
“Love this! I think I’m just a sucker for the castle aesthetic,” one person said.
“This looks very cold and very hard! For a clumsy person like myself, I fear a lot of stubbed toes & bruised elbows from bumping into all that rock!” another noted.
“If I lived here I would light the entire place with candles and torches. I love it!” someone commented.
“This house looks very stabby,” one person joked.
“Honestly, I love it,” someone gushed.
“All things considering, it’s not too wild. It certainly helps to like stone: I imagine it makes it easier to keep the inside cool,” another commented.
“If this was in a cooler climate... I would find this hard to resist,” one person tweeted.
This story was originally published April 22, 2023 at 9:00 AM with the headline "‘Very stabby’ home for sale in Arizona is not for the ‘clumsy,’ Zillow Gone Wild says."