I despise those liberal guys
away out in the West.
But I sure like the toys they make
I think they are the best.
My cell phone and my Macintosh
I could not do without
Those guys think outside the box
of that there is no doubt.
An awful thought just came to me:
Could there be some connection
between the way that liberals think
and their talent for invention?
It’s true that they abhor constraint;
it borders on sedition
I guess that attitude’s required
when you’re breaking with tradition.
But that’s just wrong in politics,
in daily living, too.
We must revere the proven ways
and be wary of the new.
Unless the new’s an iPhone
For that, I’ll make exception.
Because I can’t wait forever,
for a conservative’s invention.