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Michigan compound for sale has bunker with something that looks like ‘screaming room’

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A property that could accommodate a small community in a post-apocalyptic world has strutted onto the real estate market in Battle Creek, Michigan for $6.5 million.

Lake
Lake Screen grab from Zillow

Prepare to be impressed with nearly every aspect of this compound — from the deluxe features in the main residence, to the numerous light reflecting lakes, to a ginormous bunker that would ease even Kimmy Schmidt’s mind.

Dining area
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Sitting on 323 acres, the property comes with a 14,000 square-foot multi-level home, 5,000 square-foot underground bunker, 7,200 square-foot outbuilding, three additional homes and five lakes, including one that covers 9 acres.

Living room
Living room Screen grab from Zillow

The five-bedroom, nine-bathroom main home was completed in 2018 after five years of construction and it’s easy to see why it took so long to finish considering some of the jaw-dropping features including:

  • A lower level walkout basement

  • Open floorplan

  • Jack and Jill suites

  • Two-story closet complete with its own full bath

  • Primary bedroom with his/her bathrooms

  • Spa area

  • Three saunas

  • Mirror work out room

  • Home theater

Bedroom
Bedroom Screen grab from Zillow

Now for that bunker.

Property grounds
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“Beneath a 6” steel covering, the bunker has bedrooms and bathrooms to accommodate up to 20 people, and has two kitchens, a grow room, and a shooting range,” the listing on MichiganCountryEstate.com says. “The bunker is solar powered, and has an air purification system.”

Bunker kitchen
Bunker kitchen Screen grab from Zillow

It was the fancy bunker that caught the eye of the popular Facebook page Zillow Gone Wild, whose fans drew attention to the shooting range — some of whom claim the room looks like something else entirely.

Bunker
Bunker Screen grab from Zillow

“Soundproof murder hall?” one person asked in the comment section of the range photo.

Bunker bathroom
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“If you are a mom you need a room you can go to to scream and then come back and be that kind, nurturing parent!” another observed.

Bunker
Bunker Screen grab from Zillow

“If you ever have a kid who comes home with a recorder from school, you know how much this room is needed!” another joked.

Lake view
Lake view Screen grab from Zillow

“The screaming room,” one said.

Closet
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“Looks like we found Dexter,” another joked.

Closet
Closet Screen grab from Zillow

“So you can practice for shooting zombies?” another asked.

Theater
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“A padded room for the In-laws?” someone suggested.

Spa area
Spa area Screen grab from Zillow

The additional homes include a ranch-style guest house, a 1,409 square-foot lake cottage that is usually used as the caretaker’s home, a 1,344 square-foot stone house and a greenhouse/outbuilding.

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This story was originally published November 10, 2021 at 12:15 PM with the headline "Michigan compound for sale has bunker with something that looks like ‘screaming room’."

TJ Macias
Fort Worth Star-Telegram
TJ Macías is a Real-Time national sports reporter for McClatchy based out of the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. Formerly, TJ covered the Dallas Mavericks and Texas Rangers beat for numerous media outlets including 24/7 Sports and Mavs Maven (Sports Illustrated). Twitter: @TayloredSiren
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