Throwing Shade

Hillary Clinton is in prison — but what if she escapes?

A Hillary Clinton statue is seen behind ‘prison bars’ in the bed of a pickup truck in Biloxi.
A Hillary Clinton statue is seen behind ‘prison bars’ in the bed of a pickup truck in Biloxi. jmitchell@sunherald.com

I never thought I would see Hillary Clinton serving a prison sentence in South Mississippi. Color me wrong.

Driving to lunch today, my co-worker noticed a red pickup truck stopped at a red light in Biloxi. In the bed of the driver’s truck was quite the sculpture.

Apparently the driver of this vehicle believes that orange is the new black for Hillary.

There was a life-like sculpture of the presidential nominee behind some “prison bars” along with decals of Donald Trump on tailgate.

My momma always told me to keep my political affiliations to myself, so I’m not going to say a word about how I feel about the homage to Clinton, but I will say this — I sure hope Clinton doesn’t “escape” when the driver has to slam on breaks in an emergency.

Because if this Hillary Clinton goes through a windshield and hurts someone, I don’t think she’ll be the one facing prison time.

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