Is your Solo cup red? Is your picket fence white? Is your lifted truck blue? Then it's time for your reality TV debut.
A Craigslist ad targeting South Mississippi men posted online about three weeks ago is asking for guys who consider themselves country to their roots apply for a new show, "Wildest Redneck Boys."
The post alleges it will be created under the production of Showtime, All 3 Media International and Lime Pictures.
Producers want guys ages 18 to 33 who are comfortable with nudity that enjoy "country music, friends, kegs, BBQ cook-outs and Hot Chicks."
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The "show" is casting 8 participants from around the country, but applicants beware: The only place I've found the application is Craigslist. A search on Showtime's website and on Google found nothing about "Wildest Redneck Boys" talent scouting.
I thought about applying for the show myself, but I don't think my Aldo combat boots that cost almost as much as my car note would qualify as mudding boots. My sedan doesn't have a lift-kit, and I'd rather chew rocks than listen to Eric Church or Cole Swindell.
But if your idea of fun is trekking through mud, getting naked with "hot girls" and possibly having your identity stolen from a sketchy Craigslist ad, then Carpe Diem!