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Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on July 29, 2015
After a night of karaoke, Diet Coke and a shot of cinnamon whiskey in downtown Biloxi, I wanted to throw my phone across my room Wednesday morning when the alarm starting ringing at 8 a.m.
I probably stayed out too late (#yolo) and I knew that I had slept hard when I found drool dried to my face when I finally stepped in the shower after hitting snooze two times.
As the water hit my face, I immediately wanted to crawl back under the fancy down comforter I got for 90% off at a discount store and drift back off to dreamland. After all, I don't get to work until after lunch. Why should I be up this early?
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on July 21, 2015
The media reports a “secret menu” was leaked from McDonald's, and the Internet exploded. I was hoping that it would be raining golden arch fries outside when I left for a lunch break, but it was just rain. What a letdown.
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on July 5, 2015
If you've never worked the Crab Fest, I suggest you consider volunteering next year.
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on June 22, 2015
I don't know about you, but it's always a tough decision on whether to bring my loaded shotgun into the doughnut shop with me.
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on June 16, 2015
I was excelling during workouts, but I couldn't give up food. I can barely boil and egg, and there have been times when I almost caught my apartment on fire trying to microwave a Hot Pocket. I've never been one to cook meals or eat leftovers, so I relied on fast food and restaurants to feed my eating habits.
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on May 26, 2015
The best/most tragic part of the "bringing a whole new meaning to casual Friday" top are the deep pockets that resemble cargo shorts. It's only a shame that people won't be able to store their feelings about the shirt in the pockets, or their set of encyclopedias and CD player, fully equipped with a mix of Taking Back Sunday and Avril Lavigne.
Posted by JUSTIN MITCHELL on May 19, 2015
My birthday is in July, and all I want is a more fit 'Dad Bod.' No bread. No artifical sweeteners. No chemicals. Meat, fruits, veggies, nuts and almond butter are my new diet. My saving grace since I can't have diet soda is unsweet tea. The drive-through cashiers have had serious questions about my drink choice.